scortchycle 

An event consisting of a gathering of men who are brought together for the express purpose of drinking scotch on the porch, and who have utilized a bicycle as the sole means of transportation to or from the event. Commonly, the host of the event is unable to leave the premises due to a parental obligation to the sleeping infant(s) within the home.

As his wife was away on business, Mike invited some friends to a scortchycle at his home, rather than rouse the children from their beds.

scortchycle by Darin Norman October 17, 2007

scorchycle 

'''Scorchycle''' scohrch-si-kuhl Scotch, porch, bicycle. A blend of three words to describe an evening on a front porch enjoying a glass of scotch and riding home safely on your bicycle.

My wife is out of town tonight leaving me stuck at home with the kids so I'm hosting this week's scorchycle at my house.

scorchycle by BlytheN October 17, 2007