kriptonite 

The green shit that comes from The Grinch's ass that weakens superheroes from Kripton like Superman, Wonderwoman, and that little midget down the hall from your apartment.

The kriptonite weakened my cousin Jerry's milking powers during sexual intercourse last night.

kriptonite by koolzero December 31, 2014

Kriptonite mouth 

Also knows as krip teeth or krip mouth

A mouth belnging to a person containing greenish yellow teeth.

Belonging to someone who drinks alot of alcohol at the weekend stays up all night, possibly snorting coke and not brushing their teeth until Monday morning.

Their breath hums like rotten turds.

People with kriptonite mouths are usually aggresive arseholes.

That girl has a baaad Krip teeth, I can smell of her shitty breath from here, shes so loud and aggresive! Tell her to do one the Kriptonite mouth!

Kriptonite mouth by doodlenoodle November 23, 2010

The Black Man's Kryptonite 

A Cool Hot White Women That Is Either PAWG in her 20s or A Hot Cougar with all the Package.

A Very Attractive White Women or Hispanic Women. Black Men Love Them

Person 1: Hey Bro Did you see that hot White Girl.
Person 2: Yes She Has Us Thirsting Bad Bro We Need To Hit That.
Person 1: Definitely And She Got It All Going On And is The Black Man's Kryptonite

The Black Man's Kryptonite by I.S Akbar May 15, 2021

Kryptonite 

Something or someone who makes you weak, even if you are a very strong person

I'm a very strong person but you make me weak, you are my kryptonite.

Kryptonite by SydneySilver April 23, 2016

Kryptonite drink 

An alcoholic beverage invented by Timmins, Ontario native Mike Fortin aka Mark Fontaine. the drink consists of 3 Bacardi revs and one redbull.

This drink causes you to become drunk as fuck! black outs! all while being fully alert!

Holy shit! Me n Trev drank 5 jugs of Kryptonite drinks last night and don't remember fuck all! why are we full of cuts and scrapes lol

Kryptonite drink by Mark Fontaine September 2, 2013

Kryptonite Wank

A wank which leaves a person exhausted and weak because of the repetitive, strenuous motion of the arm.
The person ends up almost as weak as Superman when he is exposed to Kryptonite.

Person 1: Hey, want to go to town today?
Person 2: I cant, sorry, I'm recovering from a kryptonite wank.

Kryptonite Wank by COOLBEAN.S April 2, 2011

Pink Kryptonite 

A type of Kryptonite that turns Kryptonians gay. It has only made one appearance in the DC universe. In issue #79 of one of the Supergirl Comics.

Lois: You know Superman’s been acting awfully strange since being exposed to Pink Kryptonite. What is wrong with him?
Supergirl: Lois you don’t want to know.

Pink Kryptonite by 4:31Time April 19, 2020