Shloome

Someone who makes you happy, they are your safe place, they make you laugh over the silliest things and make everything immediately better. They have the most beautiful eyes and a smile that will never fail to give you butterflies.

My shloome
Hey shloome
Have you eaten today shloome
How was your day shloome

by :)hey November 22, 2021

Shloopa

A shit so long that it touches your balls when it falls down.

I just had a massive solid shloopa, come look at the skid mark it left on my sack!

by Composer man April 26, 2022

Shloopy Poopy

Decently Shloopy. MEGA poopy.

That is shloopy poopy

by HughMann45 April 28, 2022

Shlompt

To Slip over hilariously on your face.

Bobby Shlompt on the stairs.

by The Big Shlompt September 15, 2022

shoomped

to describe anything that is good or bad in a dicked way

''maycee is so shoomped she cocked tara in the face and then tara shat on caitlins face cause shes a cocwhit''

by tara beach mayc rown cait wong January 26, 2023

shlompoofa

a very cute and fluffy thing.

“ that dog is so shlompoofa” “you are so shlompoofa”

by pinktaco February 13, 2023

Shlormph

Shlormp (sh/lorm/f)
To shlormp is when a person is having a nice dream and then is woken up abruptly.

Example:

Kurt: "Dave, it's me, Kurt. I am not dead. It's 2004 and we're still making music together."

Dave: *SHLORMPH* FUCK

by JommyBob June 27, 2023