Shloome 

Someone who makes you happy, they are your safe place, they make you laugh over the silliest things and make everything immediately better. They have the most beautiful eyes and a smile that will never fail to give you butterflies.

My shloome
Hey shloome
Have you eaten today shloome
How was your day shloome

Shloome by :)hey November 22, 2021

shroomery 

The coolest website and community ever.

9 out of 10 ninjas prefer the shroomery over zen meditation and death from the shadows.

shroomery by Shroom-ism January 8, 2004

shroomery 

An area dedicated to growing mushrooms; a mushroom farm.

A shroomery is similar to a plant nursery where edible and medicinal varieties of fungi are grown instead of plants.

If you turn an empty room into a shroomery, you can grow your own mushrooms.

shroomery by shroomee March 29, 2020

shroomerite 

One who is a member of the shroomery.

Yeah I was just hanging out with those shroomerites, it was a blast, as always.

shroomerite by shroomerite February 12, 2005

shroomed

To be under the influence of hallucinagenic mushrooms. Can be used retrospectively or to describe someone's current condition.

I got so shroomed last night, that I thought little goblins were climbing through my window and had to hide in the closet for 3 hours....

shroomed by holmz July 7, 2004

Shim-shoomering

The act of shuffling sideways without lifting either foot entirely off the ground, for a dramatic effect.

"On a quiet night, you can still hear Old Fred shim-shoomering across town."

"Did you see Jess on the dance floor last night? She was shim-shoomering like a pro!"

"Forget the moonwalk, it's all about shim-shoomering now!"

Shim-shoomering by ConIII August 6, 2019

Shroomer 

(Adjective):
Used to describe a person who enjoys tripping on 'shrooms. Usually accompanied by stories of "how far gone" they were during a recent trip. Also usually has mushroom paraphernilia, like blacklight-sensitive posters of 'shrooms, in their home. Normally can't sit still for long and laughs too much at something that might not even be funny.

(Noteworthy point: A "shroomer" is not a person with a 'mushroom-looking haircut'. Only a fuckhead or somebody from Michigan would come up with that.)

Jack: "What the hell is Tim doing on top of the house?"
Chris: "It's ok, he's a shroomer. He's probably just getting away from the jackals on the ground or some snakes were chasing him, or maybe it just feels really nice up there, who knows."
Jack: "Fuckin' shroomers, always going apeshit. I wonder if he has any more left!? I wanna trip out too now, damn!"

Shroomer by KevinH112 August 18, 2009