Shloopa

A shit so long that it touches your balls when it falls down.

I just had a massive solid shloopa, come look at the skid mark it left on my sack!

by Composer man April 26, 2022

Lazy Shloozan

When you receive a blow job that defies the laws of physics. We are talking ball cuppage double stroke 9000. Head that exorcises the cum demon within. Usually results in an out of body experience involving an explosion of cum.

“My balls are full of cum I could really use some mean lazy shloozan”

“Aye way fool Haley just gave me the most immaculate lazy shloozan of all time or shumting.”

“My inner cum demon is feigning for some shloozan extra lazy if it’s not extra lazy I send it back. I need ball cuppage and some double stroke.”

“Yo did catch the new episode of Ellen last night I bet she give some of the laziest shloozan.”

by Dr. Cumsalot January 14, 2022

shroopa

name for genetalia that is neither a penis or a vagina.

Willy Wonka's Oompa Loompas must of had shroopas

by AaronPG January 10, 2008

sloopage

slippery stuff (filling) that invariably spills out from a sandwich - originally appeared in that wonderful book, 'sniglets'

sloopage cost me half my sandwich

by vivek achary July 30, 2008

pokey shloops

High grade skunk weed. The more crystals the pokier the shloops.

Shit, this pokey shloops is strong, my eyes are bleeding.

by 'rynside July 26, 2008

shloop

Used when something is either missing, or out of the ordinary. Can be used as a noun, verb, and adjective. Most commonly referred to by Bernard Jain and Joey Fuschetti. Also used to refer to a lap around the track.

Dang it, he shlooped my planner.

Shloop!

Go run a shloop!

What the shloop?

by Dana Siegel June 16, 2009

shloopydoupe

Extravagant and exquisite oral sex

What's your opinion on the shloopydoupe that was given by Simone yesterday

by ppheadman123 May 11, 2021