Definitions by JommyBob

Shlormph 

Shlormp (sh/lorm/f)
To shlormp is when a person is having a nice dream and then is woken up abruptly.

Example:

Kurt: "Dave, it's me, Kurt. I am not dead. It's 2004 and we're still making music together."

Dave: *SHLORMPH* FUCK

Shlormph by JommyBob June 27, 2023