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schlompoofa 

1) a car part
2) something you say when are “done” with a person, multiple people, and/or society.
I’m failing calculus, my boyfriend just broke up with me, and there will soon be a nuclear war. I’m so schlompoofa right now.

shlonpoopa 

shlonpoopa is what they call the engine in the hit show, “Barbie Life in the Dreamhouse”
Omg the shlonpoopa
shlonpoopa by penizzzzz May 29, 2020

shalonpoofa 

Shalonpoofa is the best thing to ever happen to barbie. Shalonpoofa can be used so many different ways.
girl 1: i just got this outfit
girl 2: Omg i love it it’s so shalonpoofa

Shlonpoofa 

A shlonpoofa is the code name for a penis.
Quandale Dingle and Winkie Dinkie saw many shlonpoofas today.
Shlonpoofa by Fatoosie May 8, 2023

shlondpoofa 

The bink bonk that goes on the back of the trink tronk and when you pressed the pazoom petal it makes trumpet noises as if you’ve eaten beans. Mostly known from Barbie. Thank Barbie for adding the one and only limited addition golden shlandpoofa to kens car.
Ken: Barbieee you forgot your shlondpoofa!!!!!
shlondpoofa by Davi chi July 14, 2021

slompoofa 

noun; another name for the booty, butt, back-end, ass (pronounced slom- poo-fa)
yo check out that phat-assed slompoofa on Juanita, it must take her an hour to fit into those jeans...
slompoofa by Damian Thorne March 8, 2023
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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