cockcoon

When a man falls asleep with his dick in his partner immediately following sex.

person 1: "Ugh, Dave fell asleep right after we fucked."
person 2: "Oh ya?"
person 1: "Ya, and he was still inside me. He turned me into a total cockcoon."

by toolittlechocolate January 25, 2015

cocktor beam

Much like a tractor beam that we see in sci fi movies, a cocktor beam is what girls get caught in when they're near their boyfriend/crush/husband or really anyone that's giving them sexy vibes or actual cock.

We're not gonna see Karen again for a while. She's caught up in Steve's cocktor beam.

by Dj Ktown February 2, 2017

Cockbook

When you are taking to a girl on facebook, only to have another guy come in and cockblock her over facebook.

Me: I was having a nice conversation with this one girl until steve came in and Cockbook-ed me.

by anonymous123897918372590 July 20, 2010

Cockatoo

This word is being defined incorrectly on UD. The real meaning of this word is slang for diarrhea. Usually it's used in plural form.

"I really got the cockatoos after eating at that mexican restaurant!"

by mocha123456 November 24, 2009

cockboom

to exhaustingly berate a womans vagina with your penis; to thrash the pussy

last night i was with Nina, i cockboomed that bitch. She was outta breath

by BennyBlanco August 9, 2006

Cocktot

Dictator > Penis Potato > Cock Tot

That Saddam Hussein sure is a Cocktot.

by Anonymous February 28, 2003

Cockatoo

1. A bird that resembles a penis.
2. A penis that resembles a bird.
3. A bird that's trained to massage a penis.
4. A penis that's trained to massage a bird.

1. "Look up in the sky? Is that a penis or the endangered Cockatoo?"
2. "Like I hooked up with this guy last night and his dick totally looked like a Finch...it was Cockatoo for sure."
3. "I just bought the best pet ever."
4. "Yo, my Cockatoo was massaging this eagle and it bit it off."

by bullshitinyourface May 23, 2010