Cockbook

When you are taking to a girl on facebook, only to have another guy come in and cockblock her over facebook.

Me: I was having a nice conversation with this one girl until steve came in and Cockbook-ed me.

by anonymous123897918372590 July 20, 2010

cock book

A Cock book is basically another word for a porno magazine.

Cpl. Ray Person: "Wait, are you talking about like jerking off without using any hands?"

Sgt. Antonio Espera: "No, Dog! I'm talking about fucking any girl you want, all in your mind."

Cpl. Ray Person: "You need one hand at least to hold the cock book."

by rotating snowflake January 4, 2010

cockbroker

The opposite of a cockblocker. A person who functions as an intermediary between two or more parties in negotiating sex, punani, or the like. A type of wingman, this admirable person manages to hook up two people.

A: "She's such an awesome cockbroker, I got lucky trice last night cause of her!"
B: "LOL I just learned a cool new word."

by it0r! March 1, 2010

Anarchist Cookbook

Book that includes compilations of ways to make bombs, explosives, acids, and other destructive things with simple household products. Also teaches the reader how to perform frauds and other theiveries. Controversial material but allowed to be publicized but not comitted.

I learned that you could get high off banana peels thanks to the Anarchist Cookbook.

You can learn how to make shotgun shells explosive in the Anarchist Cookbook, they can blow whole fingers off!

by Beedub December 27, 2003

cockbroken

When you break up with someone with a high sex drive and you will miss having sexual encounters with them. Typically you do not pay for sex and you get it so much that you're cock becomes dependent on the level and frequency of the sex. Its the same as being heartbroken except you never loved your partner you just loved the sex so your heart is fine but your cock is not.

Dude I'd been fucking her like 3 times a day for 6 months and just like that she ended it! Goddam I'm so cockbroken

by toxic53 February 28, 2015

cockbroken

When you want to sleep with someone but it does not happen for any reason and this makes you feel sad.

Jake was cockbroken over Ashley but took her best friend home instead

by Mezolit October 24, 2014

Cookbook Homicide

The appropriate response when someone asks who your favorite Spotify artist is.

Joe: Who's your favorite music artist?
Anyone: Cookbook Homicide

by CBHomicide June 26, 2020