An excuse guys use when they are in the shower for a long time because they are jerking off.
Wife: You took a long time in the bathroom to get ready this morning.
Husband: I was real tired and had trouble waking up. I fell asleep in the shower.
by barcelonaIV April 12, 2015
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It’s when your foot gets pins and needles, or any part of your body! But when it gets pins and needles, you are just rephrasing “pins and needles”
*martha has had her foot under her thigh folded for a while*
Martha: that was a good movie!

*marthat stands up*
Martha: ow my foot fell asleep!
by Jdhdjsjbdhejrbrhjebev November 18, 2020
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1. Sleeping, usually while on a transportation ride.

2. Past tense of fall asleep.
They fell asleep part of the way.
by srisuci.unsur February 15, 2017
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