Cockatoo

A really loving bird who will be a lifelong companion if you choose one as an avian friend.

Cockatoos are often misunderstood, many people including a Battle Creek Michigan bird rescue like to say that cockatoos are hard to satisfy and that people can't fulfill the bird's best interest.

Although those people don't know the birds' best interests, most people don't understand that cockatoos aren't "One size fits all" animals like dogs. Cockatoos have different personalities and only the true owner of the bird can say what the bird's best interest is.

Even an adult that has cared for multiple birds can never truly say what a cockatoo's best interest is until they've actually had a cockatoo as an avian companion.
"Moxxie is such an amazing and well behaved cockatoo"
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This word is being defined incorrectly on UD. The real meaning of this word is slang for diarrhea. Usually it's used in plural form.
"I really got the cockatoos after eating at that mexican restaurant!"
by mocha123456 November 24, 2009
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1. A bird that resembles a penis.
2. A penis that resembles a bird.
3. A bird that's trained to massage a penis.
4. A penis that's trained to massage a bird.
1. "Look up in the sky? Is that a penis or the endangered Cockatoo?"
2. "Like I hooked up with this guy last night and his dick totally looked like a Finch...it was Cockatoo for sure."
3. "I just bought the best pet ever."
4. "Yo, my Cockatoo was massaging this eagle and it bit it off."
by bullshitinyourface May 23, 2010
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Cock|atoo

Cock - PENIS

Atoo - a sneezing sound. Sneezing Blows. You can blow a cock.

Cockatoo = A cock you want to blow(BJ_
"Damn, he is such a Cockatoo! I want now!"

"You know I'm a Cockatoo!"
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A town where most of its female population aim to be pregnant by age 18, therefor making it easy for males to find a girl to sleep.
Dave: "I went to Cockatoo last night"
John: "You get laid?"
Dave: "Are you kidding its Cockatoo, like 7 times all different girls same party"
by John Cantaro September 08, 2006
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A species of Avian that has a distinct amount of capabilities and mindsets. The bird itself is very bright and gleaming with happiness and joy.

Its favorite past time is to scream at quite literally fucking everything. It will verbally abuse anything it sees move, from a human opening the fridge, to a leaf falling off a fucking tree.

Even if you treat this creature with the utmost respect and adore it heavily, touch this nigga and you'll lose a finger, promise. This thing will chase you down your own house and make it a 6-course meal. But no no no, you think the thing eats? Every plate of food is just another thing to insult to this pathetic fucking mistake of an animal.

Its favorite choice of vocabulary is usually a single sounding screech that sounds somewhat like the word "Rat."

If it wants to consume an item of food to survive, it will alert you. You may ask "What is this miraculous work of nature's signal that it is hungry?" Well, it is simple, it will just climb up and down its cage for about 20 minutes to 3 years at a time, because what else is it gonna fucking do, it's a worthless fucking specimen. If it is not in a cage, you will simply become the food, and it will tear you to shreds with its stupid fucking talons.
I fucking hate that Cockatoo, fucking worthless organism
by A Merican' November 12, 2018
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Well obviously the 13-year-old dipshit idiots are having a field day...

They're birds of the family Cacatuidae, order Psittaciformes; in other words, they're parrots. They're mostly found in Australia and its surrounding territory. The mid-sized, yellow-crested, white-feathered bird you see in fiction is just one species, but it is the most common one.

You have a pet cockatiel? That's the smallest genuine species of cockatoo, and the easiest to tame; the others are more difficult to domesticate, and probably not worth your time unless you know your stuff.
tl;dr cockatoos are Australian parrots, not whatever other shitty definition a bunch of brain-deprived prepubescent boys made up on the spot.
by Kiriazis November 06, 2009
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