The best company that the world has ever known, tied only with Disney (who has coke products). The ultimate superior to any other cola out there, aka REAL beverages, unlike the poison that (eww...) pepsi (...yuck) tries to serve people. Do do do do doo! Coke is the best. Enjoy coke. Enjoy summer.
Best thing ever.
Best thing ever.
by Coca cola rules August 6, 2015

"bro u wanna go smoke some nail polish remover w me?"
"nah bro i got a group project in sex ed due tomorrow"
"COLA-L"
"nah bro i got a group project in sex ed due tomorrow"
"COLA-L"
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by Deedeedog2isalegend January 19, 2017

A popular beverage company which produces numerous types of soda (pop) beverages and even bottled water and energy drinks.
Rumored that the main beverage of this company was produced with cocaine in it. Also rumored that coca-cola invented Santa Claus.
Recent evidence suggest that coca-cola employes laborers in third-world countries at bottling companies which pay excess of one US dollar per hour of labor.
AKA: the new Nike
Rumored that the main beverage of this company was produced with cocaine in it. Also rumored that coca-cola invented Santa Claus.
Recent evidence suggest that coca-cola employes laborers in third-world countries at bottling companies which pay excess of one US dollar per hour of labor.
AKA: the new Nike
Coca-cola is a bad company.
by desPERRYado May 19, 2005
