Cracka-Cola
Mountain Dew. The deep south's favorite carbonated soft-drink. At some convenience stores, it can be cheaper than water. While "crackas" in the northern US prefer Coca-Cola, crackas living below the mason dixon like Cracka-Cola best.
"Hey Butch, pass me a Cracka-Cola! My mouth's 'bout as dry as a Texan salt flat!"
"Cracka-Cola, official drink of the common cracker"
"Cracka-Cola, official drink of the common cracker"
Cracka-Cola by Mayhem Institute July 15, 2014
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