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Colaboard 

To waterboard, but with Coca Cola. This is said to be a more grievous mean of torture because Coca Cola gets sticky afterwards, causing unpleasantries for anyone doing anything.
"Bill was colaboarded for 3 hours, his lips, nose holes, balls, and legs were all permenantly attached after to his body afterwards, and he died of suffocation in the proceeding minutes."
Colaboard by Mepmanb June 15, 2012

Colboard 

A now extinct message board about Stephen Colbert that once was poppin the internetz like it was hot. In fact most topics were not about Colbert at all and instead about crazy, retarded, awesome, shit. Then it stagnated, cliqued, crashed and burned.

RIP Colboard
User254: 7/19 never forget!

User87: What the fuck are you talkin about?

User254: Well this thing happened on the Colboard and....

User87: .............

User254: sigh....nevermind....
Colboard by 9VRS2T August 14, 2009

Cockboarding 

The art of leaving drawings of cocks on whiteboards and posters in the office to be found by your work colleagues. These are sometimes hidden by other office items for impact when found e.g. whiteboard erasers.
Man, you have been cockboarding all over the office and it's hilarious.
Cockboarding by DeLeaCious October 21, 2015

clapboard house

A slump trap house u might find out in a place like Tacoma or down past tha bay..
"Betta watch yo ass bringin' that shit up'n near there - clapboard house.. N' don't never look at 'em funny boah!
Sum tha porch folk mind'n you.. So mind how u do fool, or you'll mind 'em come snatch'n yo' jewels, b*tch!!"
clapboard house by Z.L. March 28, 2008

cornboard 

“you are such a f***ing cornboard.”

“shes a cornboard” -aka shes a great person
cornboard by d0d0d0d0d0d0d0 February 13, 2022

Cockboard 

A chalk board that you write on with your dick.
"Please write your name and length in inches on the Cockboard."
Cockboard by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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