Colaboard

To waterbaord, except with large amounts of coca-cola, considered a worse method of torture because coca cola gets very sticky afterwards.
Steve chose to get colaboarded instead of 5 years in prison, not the best of choices for his love life.
by Mepman April 18, 2012
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Colaboard

To waterboard, but with Coca Cola. This is said to be a more grievous mean of torture because Coca Cola gets sticky afterwards, causing unpleasantries for anyone doing anything.
"Bill was colaboarded for 3 hours, his lips, nose holes, balls, and legs were all permenantly attached after to his body afterwards, and he died of suffocation in the proceeding minutes."
by Mepmanb June 15, 2012
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