When wearing sweatpants on a bus and the vibrations get an erection started, but you keep your cool, ultimately making your package look huge in the sweatpants. This is common on campus buses.
Girl 1: Oh my gawd, did you see Johnny's package?!
Girl 2: Don't get your hopes up. That was just a half dog from the bus ride.
Girl 1: I'll let him hit it anyways. I've been on a dry spell.
Johnny: I hope Girl 1 saw my half dog. I've been riding the bus all morning waiting for the right time to show it off in my new sweat pants.
Girl 2: Don't get your hopes up. That was just a half dog from the bus ride.
Girl 1: I'll let him hit it anyways. I've been on a dry spell.
Johnny: I hope Girl 1 saw my half dog. I've been riding the bus all morning waiting for the right time to show it off in my new sweat pants.
by IU Buses March 25, 2014
by pishmeister69 April 08, 2006
Pronounced tabernack and a half. Expression used by English Canadians to express wonder. It can equally be used to express anger
by DENIS LETOURNEAU September 23, 2006
some one who is half sicilian and half northern italian. it is very offensive and can split apart a nieghbor hood
by diton March 30, 2008
a adjetive to describe a very hot woman or if by chance you are gay desribe a very hot man. Only yo be used by men.
if you see a hot girl/guy walking down the sidewalk you could say ''wow man. that lady is a boner and a half''
by Stuart Stevenson June 03, 2006
by princess daisy of daupins April 07, 2006
A person having one half of the qualities of a mexican and another half of the qualities of something you just can't even imagine. A half mexican will steal your wife, your dog, your sneakers, and your watch. He won't care if you loved your wife or your dog or your sneakers or your watch.
by nick July 23, 2006