shag a barbers floor

the unfortunate position of being so horny that you would consider having sex with the floor in a barbers shop purely because it was available and had some hair on it.

ive not had a ride for so long i would shag a barbers floor so i would.

by pishmeister69 April 08, 2006

half babies

semen. the male contributing factor in conception

why dont you finish your drink then let me put some half babies over your breasts

by pishmeister69 April 08, 2006

royston roulette

from royston,an area in glasgow where young males stab a packet of condoms with a pin and then take one each and go and find a young lady to have sex with.the loser of the game is the one who ejaculates into the pierced condom and becomes a father,usually around sixteen years of age.

this is borin man,cmon we'll have a game of royston roulette

by pishmeister69 April 08, 2006

slashed mattress

the appearance of the pubic region of an unkempt young lady.due to the resemblance of a horsehair mattress which has been slashed with a stanley knife.

that bird a pulled last night man,oh jesus she had a fanny like a slashed mattress

by pishmeister69 April 08, 2006

dog eating hot sausages

the actions of a young lady performing rather vigorous oral sex on a man.

you should have seen her she went down on me like a dog eating hot sausages.

by pishmeister69 April 08, 2006

dfkdfc

used by medical personnel on the patient notes in emergency rooms particularly for patients who are troublesom or abusive.DONT FUCKING KNOW DONT FUCKING CARE.
such patients tend to wait around for at least three hours before being treated

oh yes nurse i see that the man in cubicle thre is a DFKDFC,i think i will go for my coffeebreak and have a shower before i see him.

by pishmeister69 April 08, 2006

magnificent seven

the experience of ejaculating into all of the available orifices on a womans body.see also magnificent six

didnt go out last night,i just stayed in and gave the wife a magnificent seven.

by pishmeister69 April 08, 2006