pishmeister69's definitions

magnificent seven

the experience of ejaculating into all of the available orifices on a womans body.see also magnificent six

didnt go out last night,i just stayed in and gave the wife a magnificent seven.

by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006

slashed mattress

the appearance of the pubic region of an unkempt young lady.due to the resemblance of a horsehair mattress which has been slashed with a stanley knife.

that bird a pulled last night man,oh jesus she had a fanny like a slashed mattress

by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006

shag a barbers floor

the unfortunate position of being so horny that you would consider having sex with the floor in a barbers shop purely because it was available and had some hair on it.

ive not had a ride for so long i would shag a barbers floor so i would.

by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006

ant n dec

a term used in glamour photography and porn film production. an 'ant n dec shot' is one where the female star exposes her "bald little twat and arsehole" to the camera.much the same as tv schedulers do with the irritating geordie duo on uk television.

right then love thats enough tit shots lets do a couple of ant n decs then we can go for lunch.

by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006

royston roulette

from royston,an area in glasgow where young males stab a packet of condoms with a pin and then take one each and go and find a young lady to have sex with.the loser of the game is the one who ejaculates into the pierced condom and becomes a father,usually around sixteen years of age.

this is borin man,cmon we'll have a game of royston roulette

by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006

half babies

semen. the male contributing factor in conception

why dont you finish your drink then let me put some half babies over your breasts

by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006

dog eating hot sausages

the actions of a young lady performing rather vigorous oral sex on a man.

you should have seen her she went down on me like a dog eating hot sausages.

by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006