ass clone

Someone who acts or looks like an ass. Essentially, a clone of an ass.

Jim is being a real ass clone today.

by YOUNGDUS June 29, 2006

ass raptor

One who preys upon unsuspecting rectums, then savagely rapes them in a voracious manner.

"Dude, Rob just sodomized a 14 year old girl!"

"Fuckin A, Rob's an Ass Raptor."

by Lars368 May 5, 2009

ass-ignment

(assignment n.) a piece of work that is a pain in the ass to everybody: the person doing it, the person receiving it and importantly the people who recieve the complaints from the person doing it.

Guy: So have you done your hw?
Another Guy: You mean the ass-ignment?
Guy: Yeah, hw's a bitch.

by natalie sthoup August 10, 2010

Ass Clapping Thunder Whore

someone being of bitchy status, with no regaurds to you or your personal state of mind.

Kori was being a bitch one night and called me a dick..
So I politely replied "suck on my fun stick you Ass Clapping Thunder Whore"

by Tolley Boy February 14, 2009

ass bash rash

The rash one receives from too much butt fucking.

That gay kid must have hella ass bash rash by now.

by Austin April 20, 2004

ass bib

A cloth worn beneath one's anus to prevent fecal matter from coming into contact with one's briefs or pants while defecating in public.

The nearest rest stop was 50 miles away. I had to shit on the side of the road. Luckily, I had my ass bib.

by CJAH April 21, 2004

ass pounding

An ass pounding is hard, dirty anal sex. A woman who loves an ass pounding is a true slut .

Kathy loves a good hard ass pounding. She needs to feel a cock pumping her hot little married ass as often as possible. She always wears short tight skirts to show off her sexy round ass and she flashes her wet bald cunt to men and boys all the time. Just last weekend she let 2 high school boys pound her dirty ass in her garage before she went to work, When she got to work her boss told her to bend over his desk. He could see the boys cum dripping from her used ass. Kathy fingered her used fuckholes while he watched. Then he slammed his hard cock deep into her asshole as she moaned and begged for more. He called her a filthy whore as he shot more cum up her ass. She smiled as he wiped his cock all over her slutty blonde hair.

by btld January 13, 2008