CJAH's definitions

ass critter

1. One who lives in the anal cavity of another individual. These organisms never leave the host's anus, as they obtain their nutrients from their habitat.
2.An annoying animal or person.

I can't get rid of my god damn ass critters!

by CJAH April 21, 2004

ass bib

A cloth worn beneath one's anus to prevent fecal matter from coming into contact with one's briefs or pants while defecating in public.

The nearest rest stop was 50 miles away. I had to shit on the side of the road. Luckily, I had my ass bib.

by CJAH April 21, 2004