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Chuck Norris 

Chuck Norris can devide by 0.

The boogey man checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night lite. Not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Only problem is, he's never cried.

Whenever Chuck Norris smiles, a dying person is saved. Unfortunatly, Chuck Norris only smiles when he's killed someone.

The Chuck Norris action figure has slept with more women then most men.

When Chuck Norris was 13, he slept with every nun at the local monestary. Nine months later, the 1977 Miami Dolphins were born - the only undefeated team in NFL history.

Chuck Norris once slept with another man. Not because he was gay, but because he ran out of women to sleep with.

Chuck Norris and God are playing chess. Who wins? Ha, trick question. Chuck Norris is God!

Chuck Norris once built a time machine to go back into time and save JFK from dying. Chuck Norris dove in and stopped all three of Oswald's shots with his beard. JFK was so amazed his head exploded.

Chuck Norris was once told by a man that the roundhouse kick was not as effective as a roundhouse punch. Chuck Norris immediatly kill the man with a roundhouse kick.

When entering the White House, Chuck Norris merley has to say "Chuck Norris" to be waved past the Secret Service.

In grade school, Chuck once had to write an essay on who the most powerful and influential person in the world was. He wrote the words "Chuck Norris" and received an A+.
"What's your name, hansome?"
"Chuck Norris."
"Oh God, screw me!"
"I already have."

"Chuck Norris just killed Kenny with a roundhouse kick!"
"That bastard!"
"Jesus, Chuck Norris just killed Cartman with a roundhouse kick!"
Chuck Norris by LowDownJack May 27, 2006
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The Chuck 

Edmonton, Alberta Canada
I don't want to go back to the Chuck, the weather sucks there.
The Chuck by hugo21 February 6, 2009

Chuck Norris approved 

An endorsement routinely given by Chuck Norris to radicial religous political nutcases for which Chuck should be ashamed of himself. He endorsed Mike Huckebee in the 2008 presidential election and now he is endorsing (I am not bullshiting here) Roy (ten commandments monument stuck up his ass) Moore in the 2010 Alabama governor's race. Eeeewwww!!!!!!! If you don't already know who this fucktard Roy Moore is, google him and see what you come up with.
Reverend Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church ran for governor of Kansas and; as expected, was Chuck Norris approved.

Chuck Mosely

The original vocalist/frontman of Faith No More. Was kicked out for being an alcoholic and his poor vocal talent. Replaced by Mr. Bungle vocalist Mike Patton.
Chuck Mosely was a good songwriter, but totally sucked at vocals. My personal opinion, anyway...

custard chucker 

A mans love lance or spam javelin, used for urine and semen despatch.
My wank was of epic proportions, my old boy was like a wee custard chucker
custard chucker by sam April 5, 2004

chicksman 

Any male who could easily be mistaken for a member of the opposite sex. Often sporting freakishly curly hair and excellent posture.
Look at Simon, what a chicksman!
chicksman by Warren Bisson May 17, 2008

Chuck Sheen 

The offspring and by product of a clone hybriding of Chuck Norris and Charlie Sheen. Chuck Sheens Godlike powers surpass anything the world has ever known. Chuck Sheen has the beard of a thousand Norrises.
Chuck Sheen has the lady loving skills of thousand Charlies.
When Chuck Sheen came out of his artificial placenta a thousand angels simultaneously wept, sprouted wings, and began fornicating (like that final scene in the devil's advocate).
Chuck Sheens first words were to Jesus and those words were: "I am your father"
Chuck Sheen knows what your cats are thinking.
Chuck Sheen is TriWinning. He wins here. He wins there. And he wins underwear.
Chuck Sheen can stop a panda in it's tracks with nothing more than an eyelash.
Chuck Sheen can bring a dead wombat back to life.
Chuck Sheen can drive your car from inside a boat.
When you look up awesome in the dictionary you see a picture of Chuck Sheen.
Zeus: Why can't I be awesome?
Me: You're not Chuck Sheen. 'Nuff said.
Chuck Sheen by Anasthma June 27, 2011