by randomx April 22, 2006
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by Babealicious September 15, 2008
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lol johnny is shortancanthernoggering in the other room what the hell eew!
lol johnny is shortancanthernoggering in the other room what the hell eew!
by Chris123454321 May 6, 2007
Get the shortancanthernogger mug.An event consisting of a gathering of men who are brought together for the express purpose of drinking scotch on the porch, and who have utilized a bicycle as the sole means of transportation to or from the event. Commonly, the host of the event is unable to leave the premises due to a parental obligation to the sleeping infant(s) within the home.
As his wife was away on business, Mike invited some friends to a scortchycle at his home, rather than rouse the children from their beds.
by Darin Norman October 17, 2007
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Get the Shortenly mug.shortbreading it is were you either buzz kill something or you have bagelled something or you are a failure.
shortbread is like kriptonite because superman is amazing and can do anything but when superman is near kriptonite he is mega lame , in summery shortbreading it is so lame ass, that lameness radiates of the shortbreader and to be called a shortbread is to be called a failed beeing
shortbread is like kriptonite because superman is amazing and can do anything but when superman is near kriptonite he is mega lame , in summery shortbreading it is so lame ass, that lameness radiates of the shortbreader and to be called a shortbread is to be called a failed beeing
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your so lame you ate shortbread with bagels because you are just lame
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shortbreaded
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your so lame you ate shortbread with bagels because you are just lame
by f***ing chuck norris February 23, 2010
Get the Shortbreading it mug.A reference to the size of the male weener when it is extremely flaccid, and somewhat exposed. Most often accompanied by tighy whities, a t-shirt, spandex, a wetsuit or similar.
When my friend got out of the lake in a wetsuit, it was as though someone had placed a short stack of nickels in the area where his his genetalia should be. Everyone was made aware of this, and laughed histerically.
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