Shortenly

A variant form of certain.

"Do you wanna go to the movie?" Dick asked.

"Shortenly!" Raven exclaimed.

by Raven Bishop November 21, 2009

we'll be back shortly

The sound of all the users on Tumblr dying.

Tumblr User: *refresh* IS THAT!?
Computer Screen: -we'll be back shortly-
Tumblr User: /life

by gingaaah November 18, 2010

shortly

The biggest lie Tumblr ever told.

We'll be back shortly.
Our servers are over capacity and certain pages may be temporarily unavailable. We're incredibly sorry for the inconvenience.

by angry Tumblr user December 8, 2010

Shortly

A word doctors like to use when lieing to you

The doctor will be with you shortly

by Onlytruthnothingbuttruth September 26, 2019

soitenly

"certainly" - made famous by a certain 'Stooge' . (ie there were three of 'em) So get with the program you numbskull.fosure

why soitenly" "nyuk nyuk nyuk

by eddiboi August 12, 2010

shortly

euphymism for long/never

"We will get this to you shortly"

(suckers, little do they know, I'm going to go tee-off and maybe hit up a strip club before starting on it)

by anonymousdeskjockey March 25, 2009

hog shortery

when the country, new england typically, is experiencing low levels of available swine.

"No bacon available?! Are you experiencing a hog shortery?!"

by concernedaboutthehog December 26, 2009