Shortenly

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A variant form of certain.

"Do you wanna go to the movie?" Dick asked.

"Shortenly!" Raven exclaimed.

Shortenly by Raven Bishop November 21, 2009

Words you can keep

we'll be back shortly

The sound of all the users on Tumblr dying.

Tumblr User: *refresh* IS THAT!?
Computer Screen: -we'll be back shortly-
Tumblr User: /life

we'll be back shortly by gingaaah November 18, 2010

Related Words

Shortenly • shortly • soitenly • Shontenaye • shortel • Shorten • Shortenage • shortening • shorten up the shower • shortey

shortly

The biggest lie Tumblr ever told.

We'll be back shortly.
Our servers are over capacity and certain pages may be temporarily unavailable. We're incredibly sorry for the inconvenience.

shortly by angry Tumblr user December 8, 2010

Shortly

A word doctors like to use when lieing to you

The doctor will be with you shortly

Shortly by Onlytruthnothingbuttruth September 26, 2019

soitenly

"certainly" - made famous by a certain 'Stooge' . (ie there were three of 'em) So get with the program you numbskull.fosure

why soitenly" "nyuk nyuk nyuk

soitenly by eddiboi August 12, 2010

shortly

euphymism for long/never

"We will get this to you shortly"

(suckers, little do they know, I'm going to go tee-off and maybe hit up a strip club before starting on it)

shortly by anonymousdeskjockey March 25, 2009

hog shortery

when the country, new england typically, is experiencing low levels of available swine.

"No bacon available?! Are you experiencing a hog shortery?!"

hog shortery by concernedaboutthehog December 26, 2009

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026