Fake Awake

When you are running on straight up fumes and buttchugged energy drinks
by Talbor August 09, 2020
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Fake Buzz

When you fart in a way that it vibrates your whole entire pants, making you think you got a text on your phone that was on vibrate.
Jacob: Man I got a fake buzz after eating that cheeseburger.
Johny: I mean it doesn't hurt to check...
by Limber Pelvis October 21, 2014
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fake blowie

When you take a funny picture with a friend of a pretend blow job, get a laugh, then get drunk, then smoke a bowl, and then get a real blow job from your friend and don’t tell any of your friends.
I can’t believe we did a fake blowie last night; your lips have chlamydia.
by SirDunnsalot July 02, 2021
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Fake care

When someone doesn’t really care about people and just fake care about people to make people believe they actually care about people but in reality they don’t care about people at all just faking it
She fake care about me by telling me I am beautiful but She didn’t actually mean it.
by Wise truth teller September 06, 2018
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Fake hippy

Anyone wearing long hair because it's fashionable or socially acceptable, ie, many people these days,including dreadlocks, ponytails, and man buns, without any predilection towards or interest in the hippy lifestyle,ie, a total fake or fraud
Look at that stupid scally twat and his long hair, he looks like a fucking psychopath, fake hippy cunt
by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019
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A fake Jacob

A person who doesn’t like bees
He’s a bee hater, that’s why he’s a fake Jacob :(
by Yemayemayema March 08, 2020
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Fake Send

Ordering an excessive amount of food over a delivery app such as Uber Eats, Deliveroo, Menulog/Just Eat etc. and immediately claiming the order was completely incorrect upon its arrival to get a free meal.
“Bro I want subway but I’m too broke”
Oi just fake send it”
by SADNIG September 20, 2021
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