Vaginatron's definitions

Fake a shit

Hiding out in the bathroom to avoid responsibilities or people under the pretense of taking a dump. Sometimes occurs after actually shitting by way of extended toilet time.

The only time my wife gives me peace is when I fake a shit.

I wrote this definition while faking a shit.

by Vaginatron June 27, 2016

mind travel

A form of time travel where the knowledge of your current self is sent back in time to your younger body.

Sometimes I wish I could mind travel and not make so many mistakes this time.

by Vaginatron May 28, 2016