A form of time travel where the knowledge of your current self is sent back in time to your younger body.
by Vaginatron May 28, 2016
Hiding out in the bathroom to avoid responsibilities or people under the pretense of taking a dump. Sometimes occurs after actually shitting by way of extended toilet time.
The only time my wife gives me peace is when I fake a shit.
I wrote this definition while faking a shit.
I wrote this definition while faking a shit.
by Vaginatron April 02, 2016