2 definitions by DfaceO

The overuse of the letter 'z' at inappropriate times to mimic the ever desirable ebonics spoken in African American communities, typically performed by a young white male only in the company of other white individuals.
White guy #1:
"My fantasy football team was spizzanked last night, damn you Matt Ryan."

White guy #2:
"You're going to have horrible karma for all of that fake blacking, so stop."
by DfaceO September 9, 2014
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Small particles of feces that stick to the back and sides of the toilet bowl. Usually the result of runny/gaseous poops (i.e. diarrhea)
It took forever to scrub the spoolatter off the toilet this morning. It must of been the Chipotle from last night.
by DfaceO July 7, 2014
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