Carpwned

Another word for pwned but better. Basically when someone gets humiliated you declare them carpwnt or carpwned. pernounced car-poh-nd or car-paw-nd

The History:
My friend and i were talking about how Steve Erwin got stabbed by a sting ray and i tried to to "steve erwin got harpooned." but instead i mis-styped and wrote "Steve Erwin got carpooned" and it soon evolved to carponed--> carpwned.

SO YES. This is a movement. Use this word ALL THE TIME in any situation you can. In sports, in video games, in situations when people mess up.

Carpwned. Its a way of life.

Word Created by Keenan's mistyping and Chris' evolvation of the word.

Your friend wants a cookie so you toss it at him.
He drops it.
"carpwned!"

by KeenanCarpwnedYou December 13, 2008

Dutch carpet bomb

ingest a large amount of beans and/or cheap beer. Let gas settle in colon, release on partners favorite pillow, jam pillow in said parteners face. voulia.

Man, the last time I gave my gal a Dutch carpet bomb, she kicked my ass out of bed so quick the womb was spinning.

by No.One fake August 9, 2006

Carpet-Sampler

A woman that has an affinity for the vagina.
To put it bluntly, a lesbian.

Shiela likes vagina. Therefore, Shiela is a carpet-sampler.

by TokyoGoreFest November 6, 2008

carpet wax

the minimum amount of pubic hair necessary by both males and females to create the natural sliding without friction neccessary for optimum pleasure

Lou you need to let them pubic hairs grow out alittle longer-we cant get are groove without the carpet wax a weaven

by stewlou August 3, 2007

carpet shuffle

When you have had the most amazing sex ever, you cannot pick up your feet to walk.

" We went at it for so long, and it felt so good, that when we were done, I couldn't even pick up my feet and walk. So I did the carpet shuffle."

by sufimomma February 15, 2009

Carpet Angel

An extremely attractive lesbian.

"Damn, that girl is hot!"
- "Yeah, too bad she's a carpet angel."

by Septiv May 15, 2011

Carpal toungal

numbness and fatigue experienced after performing cunnilingus for an extended period of time

John could hardly form words after performing oral sex on his wife for a whole hour, clearly he was suffering from carpal toungal.

by Mojimo July 21, 2011