Definitions by Mojimo
Carpal toungal
John could hardly form words after performing oral sex on his wife for a whole hour, clearly he was suffering from carpal toungal.
Carpal toungal by Mojimo July 21, 2011
farmville tan
The pasty white complexion achieved by sitting in front of the computer all day playing a farming simulation or similar games on social networking sites. This is not to be confused with a farmer's tan which is acquired from actually working in the sun.
The doctor was concerned that her pasty-white complexion was related to anemia, but it was later discovered that she simply was addicted to farmville and had a farmville tan.
farmville tan by Mojimo June 19, 2010