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bluntly honest 

When someone says something to another person that sounds like an insult but is simply just the cold truth given by someone that doesn't usually understand insults.
John: *chewing food with mouth open like an annoying little prick*
Sam: *has a blank face on while watching John eat* John, your eating habits are disgusting .
John: Sam that bluntly honest of you to say.

BREAKIN' COVERS BLUNTLY 

When someone FARTS in a way under any thick barrier made of cloth and it permeates the LANDSCAPE.
Just say the magic phrase ' it's not your fault now RUBY leave me alone and I am RUBY ," oh really " and BREAKIN' COVERS BLUNTLY there goes a SUPER SMELLY FART because it just has to be LITERAL to get the most NASAL STIMULATION so you can pretty much PUKE OUT AND PISS OUT the PAROXYMISTIC WISE ASSERY expression I can muster.
Blunty is a word used to describe when someone is being soo blunt that they are almost being a cunt. Blunty is super blunt-ness.
“I lost my job and my girlfriend couldn’t have been more blunty”
Blunty by Starlin Vander February 3, 2020

Blunty 3000 

1. To be unapologetic

2. To bash someone who is half our size.

3. To keep talking shit till the person who is offended works out for themselves that you are sorry but your just finding it impossible to say so.

4. To show no remorse.

5. To deny everything, because you see it as not your fault.
1. I can't say I didn't mean to do that, but I wish I didn't. For example To pick up ones girlfriend and throw her as hard as one can at a wall.

2. Guy 1: Did you hear what Nate did
Guy 2: No, what?
Guy 1: He threw his girlfriend into a wall.
Guy 2: Wow, thats very Blunty 3000 of him.

3. Guy 3: Well, there are two sides to this story
Guy 4: Because frankly bashing someone who is half our size.

4. Nate: I beat up my girlfriend last month.
Bob: Holy crap did you roll on the floor and cry, then beg her for forgiveness.
Nate: no way, I'm Blunty 3000

5. Nate: look I didn't do it, it's all her fault she threatened my laptop.
Police: Not a chance, your going away for a long time.

Just remember, don't be a Blunty 3000.
Blunty 3000 by EddiePrime January 20, 2009
The state of wanting to smoke a blunt, or get high. Especially after a long period of time not being high.
Yo, man! You gotta hit up your boy I'm feeling real bluntsy right now. Lets get some green and put it in the air!
Bluntsy by any14doomsday March 9, 2010

bluntler 

A variation of butler, a bluntler is hired to take care of all of the more tedious tasks involved with the smoking of marijuana: buying, grinding, rolling, and even lighting are normal duties taken over by the bluntler. This allows the individual for whom the bluntler works to enjoy a calm relaxed bake session. In some cases, a bluntler may also serve as a smoking partner.
Bro, my bluntler rolled me 15 blunts this morning, I couldn't feel my legs!
bluntler by 248_Tha_Bluntler December 1, 2010
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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