by sunofseattle March 27, 2009
Get the Assbitch mug.Person who thinks that they're really good at playing Unreal Tournament, but who in reality totally suck ass and drive your stats into the ground when they play on your computer.
by Da Pharaoh January 13, 2009
Get the Asspigeon mug.1. One's attitude resembling an asshole's attitude.
2. An ego maniac, jock, artist, or whatever--think "Kanye West's ego".
3. Or simply, asshole's attitude.
2. An ego maniac, jock, artist, or whatever--think "Kanye West's ego".
3. Or simply, asshole's attitude.
1.I can't believe that jerk cut you off! He has some major assitude!
2. What a show-off, this d-bag has as much assitude as Kanye West!
3. His assitude is really pissing me off! What an ass!
2. What a show-off, this d-bag has as much assitude as Kanye West!
3. His assitude is really pissing me off! What an ass!
by RAMBAMF September 3, 2013
Get the Assitude mug.(n.) Refers to two different posterior-related subjects:
1. Motivated dreams/hopes of being permitted sexual access to someone's behind (i.e., "given ass")
2. Farts (i.e., “anal respirations”).
One should note that such bodily expulsions (especially if they are excessively loud/odiferous) as mentioned in Definition 2 may very likely have a direct and dramatic "dampening effect" on the intensity of the desirous thoughts/feelings described in Definition 1. Nothing turns off someone of either gender more quickly/dramatically than a humongous load of sulphur-flavored methane ejected at close range. This instantaneous negative reaction can either be an enormously vexing problem or an incredibly useful tool, depending on the circumstances and the wishes/intent of the wind-breaker. On the one hand, for example, if someone is trying to cause his/her romantic partner to feel happy and comfortable about bodily-sharing, he will want to make the experience as pleasant/peaceful as possible, and so any carelessly-released bubble of gas would definitely be inadvisable. If, however, one of the "lovers" is having serious doubts about the compatibility/advisability of the romantic union, his "letting one rip" can be a powerful strategy to cause the other person to quickly lose interest and flee, without either individual's actually saying anything to discourage further lovemaking.
1. Motivated dreams/hopes of being permitted sexual access to someone's behind (i.e., "given ass")
2. Farts (i.e., “anal respirations”).
One should note that such bodily expulsions (especially if they are excessively loud/odiferous) as mentioned in Definition 2 may very likely have a direct and dramatic "dampening effect" on the intensity of the desirous thoughts/feelings described in Definition 1. Nothing turns off someone of either gender more quickly/dramatically than a humongous load of sulphur-flavored methane ejected at close range. This instantaneous negative reaction can either be an enormously vexing problem or an incredibly useful tool, depending on the circumstances and the wishes/intent of the wind-breaker. On the one hand, for example, if someone is trying to cause his/her romantic partner to feel happy and comfortable about bodily-sharing, he will want to make the experience as pleasant/peaceful as possible, and so any carelessly-released bubble of gas would definitely be inadvisable. If, however, one of the "lovers" is having serious doubts about the compatibility/advisability of the romantic union, his "letting one rip" can be a powerful strategy to cause the other person to quickly lose interest and flee, without either individual's actually saying anything to discourage further lovemaking.
Baked-bean-loving dude: I have **great asspirations** every time I see a chick with a cute round bum, but then I always drive her away with my **bodily asspirations** that invariably seem to pop out right when we're in the middle of humpin'.
by QuacksO January 14, 2015
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A person who uses witty remarks to insult others, coming off as a total ass. This person generally has nothing else to live for, and resorts to clever asshole remarks to entertain them self. Not to be confused with asshat.
by CheesePits December 6, 2009
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