assitude 

the way or style in which someone walks with his or her buttocks when viewing them from behind.

feeling really groovy in her new jeans, veronica really turned heads with her assitude.

assitude by von wenkel March 11, 2004

assitude 

when ur attitude is that of an ass

Bitch got sum assitude
Word she's acting like n ass

assitude by Jer Boi January 20, 2007

Assitude 

1. One's attitude resembling an asshole's attitude.
2. An ego maniac, jock, artist, or whatever--think "Kanye West's ego".
3. Or simply, asshole's attitude.

1.I can't believe that jerk cut you off! He has some major assitude!
2. What a show-off, this d-bag has as much assitude as Kanye West!
3. His assitude is really pissing me off! What an ass!

Assitude by RAMBAMF September 3, 2013

assitude 

(N), A sense of additude or toughness eminating from one's buttock region.

"DAMN, would you look at the way she walks, she's just got assitude all over!"

assitude by meowfox of doom January 22, 2007

Assitude 

The scale with which one can be rated as an ass, asshole, asshat, or any combination thereof. These people generally fall along the lines of what is described in Denis Leary's "Asshole" song. Ratings of assitude can range from your average tribal-tatted, grunting gym rat all the way up to Bernie Madoff.

Person 1: That guy's assitude just jumped about 50 points. I'm pretty sure I hate him now more than Jersey Shore.

Person 2: Whoa, that's pretty bad.

Assitude by Carbomb December 18, 2010

Assitude 

When an individual has an attitude so bad, you may as well as call them an asshole.

Jeffery: "Bro, I can't stand that guys assitude!"

Sasha: "Her assitude is off the charts."

Assitude by Joe Reeds June 27, 2023

Assitude

The type of bratty behavior a thic baddie with a phat ass gets away with

Her- making random high maintenance requests

Me- in response... "You no ass-having, disagreeable bitch, you're WAY too skinny to be giving me all this assitude"

Assitude by SigmaSavage February 8, 2026