Asswit

A person who uses witty remarks to insult others, coming off as a total ass. This person generally has nothing else to live for, and resorts to clever asshole remarks to entertain them self. Not to be confused with asshat.

"God, that jerk Andrew is such an asswit."
"Yeah, the fucker dropped a duece in my pillowcase."

by CheesePits December 6, 2009

Asswipe

An annoying person who is a jerk and only cares about themselves.

Terry is really being an asswipe today.

by Theworldtoday August 11, 2018

ASSKITTY

ASSKITTY is an internet acronym for (A)lways (S)tay (S)weet, (K)eep (I)n (T)ouch, (T)alk to (Y)ou.

Beth: Alright, I have to get back to my lawyerly duties.
Matt: ASSKITTY
Beth: Thanks, Matt...ASSKITTY!

by BushwickBKM November 12, 2009

ASSWIPE Litigation

Legal Term. Bullshitting your way through litigation.

(A)sserting
(S)tupid
(S)hit
(W)hile
(I)ntentionally
(P)ussyfooting
(E)Evidence

Knowing he would lose the case on the facts, Cornelius was forced to employ ASSWIPE litigation tactics.

by Melissa Lynne January 18, 2008

Ashwitha

a girl, usually very quiet at times but loud at other times. she can be very pretty, but doesn't believe it herself. she often feels lost in her life. she doesn't think she belongs, but acts happy. she tries very hard to her idea of perfect, but never really thinks she is it. she wants to find love. she can fall very hard, very fast. and she gets hurt. but she will stick with one person for very long, because she doesn't fall for just ANYBODY. she is not someone that should be used, even if they have been before. she loses hope if one bad thing happens. she can be, and is, an amazing, wonderful, caring girlfriend. she is just overall an amazing person, who usually deserves more than what she gets. But she comes with an attitude. Mess with her and you will end up crying.they are faithful girls, You'd be lucky to even be bestfriends with an her! Ashwitha's are the nicest girls you'll ever meet. She'd always go out of her way to do kind things for others. If you ever date an Ashwitha, i'm warning you, don't let her go. ever. Shes intelligent and laid back, she loves to have fun and gives amazing advice. You can trust them no matter what, she is the most caring, kind, loving, hard working, bubbly point is Ashwitha's have the best personality. she goes through alot of bullshit, but manages to hide it all.

Ashwitha seems happy today

by MyDreamgirl April 17, 2020

assitry

Noun. ass-eh-tree
Behavior that resembles that of an ass or of ass-like qualities.

"I will not stand for this level of assitry in a serious discussion."

by Meniscus Discus September 21, 2013

Ashwith

Ashwith signifies the qualities of strength and loyalty like horse. One who is kind and ready to help.

He ran like Ashwith

by fiercesky December 6, 2021