asspits

the imaginary line that is crossed when one is fed up completely and yet still has to carry on.

as in "I am up to my asspits in work, there is no way I can go out tonight."

asspits by Juli Harland July 29, 2008

asspiss

When you have such violent diahorreoa that you are basicly pissing out of your ass.

Damn, after that curry I had a huge asspiss.
After being in China for a few weeks, all the members of Panda room had had afew ass pisses.
Damn that asspiss is runny as shit!

asspiss by eddy April 7, 2005

asstits 

When a woman with a large ass wears lowrise jeans causing her large cheeks to resemble a pair of titties.

Man that bitch has some huge asstits!

asstits by Burn my legs June 15, 2005

AssPiss

AssPiss is the act of dropping ones trousers (pants), tucking the scrodum and penis behind ones legs, and proceeding to pee backwards. Most frequently occurring at fraternity recruitment events.

Nick: "Hey guys!"
Crowd: "What?" (while turning to face Nick)
Nick: "AssPiss 2011, whewwww!"
Crowd: "What the fuck is wrong with that kid."

AssPiss by WSUATOASSPISSER September 14, 2011

Tijuana Asspiss 

That really spicy and volatile diarrhea you sometimes get after eating too much Mexican food at one time. It burns, burns, burns.

A: "What's up with Darell? He's been in the bathroom for like 45 minutes."

B: "Oh yeah I heard he got really stoned and went to Los Tacos Picantes yesterday and ordered everything on the menu, finishing it of course, 'cuz you know Darell. Anyhoos, he's definitley got a case of Tijuana Asspiss. You should give him another couple minutes."

A: "RIP Darell's rectum."

Tijuana Asspiss by kaigaidemon August 25, 2015

asspit 

Someone who smells of ass and armpit.

Dude I walked passed this guy who smelt like asspit.

asspit by randomblackguy November 2, 2014

asspiss

liguid shit

man i got narlly asspiss

asspiss by nambo August 7, 2003