Pork Salad

When the male squirts at approximately 20-30mph. Then the female gets all sorts of meats and shoves them in between her cheeks (not the face). Then the meat and squirt combine to make the ultimate appetizer. The "Pork Salad"

girl(greg): "baby, im so hungry."

boy: "would u like Pork Salad?"

girl(greg): "yah sure, but you'll have to help me swallow all of it."

by Kieren **** January 28, 2009

wedge salad

A Wedge Salad is when you take a woman you love, gently and lovingly lick and finger her ass, and then follow that by having the best anal sex ever, all the while watching the sun rise in Las Vegas.

I woke up dreaming of having a wedge salad. At first, my girl was a little shy, but then relished in the idea of providing me with a wedge salad.

by Tumbleturn April 6, 2014

Meat Salad

When three or more men mush their penises together, Or perform in hardcore sexual activities.

I'll have a meat salad, hold the dressing.

by The Painsley May 29, 2010

Brain Salad

The effect of one's head/brain being annihilated by an object,whether it be a blunt object or the bullet(s)/Shell(s) of a gun, and the inertia of the head is a bloody brain tissue mixture which either is sprayed or projectiled in every possible direction.

Joe: This guy cut me off on my drive over here and it really pissed me off!

Bob: Did you do anything about it?

Joe: hell yeah i blew that cock-juggling-thunder-cunts brain salad all over the asphalt with my double-barreled shotgun.

Bob: "Nice"

by Dsnutsnmouth July 3, 2010

salad man

A seemingly homeless man who visits college dining halls during dinner time and dumps massive amounts of leafy greens from the salad bar atop his entire meal, including bowls of soup.

"We better get to the salad bar before salad man hogs all of the lettuce."

by And1finemorning October 9, 2007

Papaya Salad

To make a papaya salad a girl must not have washed her vagina for several days. Pubes should then be sprinkled onto her vagina. You then add a good amount of feces onto her vagina as well. The guy then inserts his penis into her vagina to mix the ingredients together inside of her. He should make sure to ejaculate inside for flavor. When he is done, she should force the mixture out of her vagina into the guys hand. They both bite into a slice of lemon or lime and enjoy. This is best done while she is on her period.

Jason: "Why do you have that sour look on your face?"
Ben: "I just had a papaya salad with my girl..."

Nariet:"Tracy you should come over for dinner tonight."
Tracy:"Why?"
Nariet:"Jason and I are making a papaya salad and we could use an extra bowl!"

by masatbaker June 16, 2011

toss salad

refers oral to anal contact. Started as prision sex between men when no women where around. They used vasoline on one mans's anus while another performed oral sex pretended the man's anus was a women's vagina.

I heard you liked to toss salad while in prision.

by davidgonzales2 October 26, 2006