Pressed Ham

1) Applying one's bare buttocks to the window of a moving car.

2) To depress one's unclothed posterior onto another's person. Usually done in a forceful manner.

The little punks in the car next to me gave me a pressed ham and I saw the kid's fruit salad.

While my girlfriend slept on the couch, I dropped my pants and gave her a pressed ham on her face.

by jamminjay October 18, 2002

Fruit Salad

What you see when you are mooned by a male. It is the collection of man-junk from a rear view.

While being mooned by Cassidy, I had the un-godly privilege of seeing his fruit salad.

by jamminjay October 18, 2002