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Slumpkin 

The next level of a blumpkin. the act of getting a blumpkin whilst going down a water slide
"ive done the impossible, i got a Slumpkin from Jenna the other day at the waterpark"
Slumpkin by DinkleSmurf June 24, 2024
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the act of marinating your foreskin in vinegar then letting a girl give you oral sex without telling her
i can’t wait to get a slumbin when i’m home!
slumbin by anonymous February 14, 2025

Slumpkin 

A bitch falls in the toilet ass first, legs straight up, now she’s in the shape of a V. The guy then proceeds to sit on the toilet backwards and receives fellatio while taking a dump on her chest
I walked in the bathroom and caught my mom giving my dad a slumpkin
Slumpkin by YoloWhite May 10, 2025

Slurpin' it up like John Fisher

When you start mischievously slurp something in front of your friends in a suggestive way, you say "I'm slurping it up like John fisher".
Guy 1: "Bro, stop doing that, its weird"
Guy 2: "But I'm slurpin' it up like John Fisher!"

Fucking slumping 

Being really horny so you masturbate while slumping
The other day I saw the swimsuit magazine so I started fucking slumping
Fucking slumping by Wmamba25 March 5, 2017

Churchin slurpin 

When you give head in a confessional and some of the cum goes down the side of his boner so you have to slurp it off the side of his dick.
Hey didn’t father Bradley ask you to get a mop? Oh it’s ok I have him a churchin slurpin so I wouldn’t have to clean up the confessional!
Churchin slurpin by Ron with an h January 1, 2019