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slumping 

When a young male lowers his standards for casual sexual encounters. "Slut humping."
"I feel like there are no interesting girls here.... I think I'm going to end up slumping again for my birthday."
slumping by ogmarshall January 13, 2009
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Slumping 

One Human Humping Another while Asleep...

Sleep + Humping.... often done when both partners have PJs on.
One Night after a Long day at Work Bob Briefly Slumped Jane.... the Slumping was not of a duration that Jane found Acceptable.

Jane was left unfullflled.
Slumping by DanielD June 16, 2010

Slumping 

Taking a dump while sleeping.

Hence Slumping.
#1: Bro, you were in the can for 2 hours, are you alright?

#2: I was slumping, ya prick.

Slumping 

Why’d you wake me up, I was slumping!
Slumping by Money merica February 20, 2018

Slumping 

Having sex or romping in a sleeping bag.
Me and jon saw two people slumping while we were walking around the campsite.
Slumping by Mrp3anut117 October 15, 2008

Fucking slumping 

Being really horny so you masturbate while slumping
The other day I saw the swimsuit magazine so I started fucking slumping
Fucking slumping by Wmamba25 March 5, 2017

Semen Slurping 

A football/soccer match that is characterized by midfield and possession antics, usually with little to no aggressive actions, no real chances or scoring.
-70 minutes with no scoring, fuck this semen slurping sport.
Semen Slurping by karqz May 8, 2021
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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