a term used when a sudden overload of information or emotion is brought upon you usually very unpleasant or unexpected.
Person1: "When I watched clannad, I wasn't expecting to get assblasted with depression"
Person2: "When I watched MHA, I wasn't expecting to get assblasted with a stupid ass fandom"
Person2: "When I watched MHA, I wasn't expecting to get assblasted with a stupid ass fandom"
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Flames that come out of a persons ass when a lighter is put in front of the fart. Also a type of fighting style in a desperate attempt to win.
origin of the word: randomly sitting in French class drawing on Kenan's papers someone draws and ass and Aldo draws flames thus creating ASSFLAMES!
origin of the word: randomly sitting in French class drawing on Kenan's papers someone draws and ass and Aldo draws flames thus creating ASSFLAMES!
by BlackTransAmdude July 7, 2011
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He just pulls a number out of his Ass and he gets the correct answer. That's an incredible Assulator he has.
by mr knight October 4, 2008
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by J of all trades May 25, 2016
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