assblast

1. When you have to take a shit really bad and it comes out as a runny burst.

2. Having sex with someone in the anus and having a lot of fun in the process.

1. That asshole Matt left an assblast all over my toilet!

2. We had a real assblast at the party last night. Matt's ass is going to be sore for a week!

by Frank Enbeens May 27, 2007

assblast

A loud, odiferous, noxious, and entirely pleasing emission of gases and various chemicals and excreta from one's nether gate.

I gave a satisfying assblast in the crowded elevator and caused a panic between floors 11 and 14.

by Flesticle N. Bumptious January 13, 2008

assblast

a term used when a sudden overload of information or emotion is brought upon you usually very unpleasant or unexpected.

Person1: "When I watched clannad, I wasn't expecting to get assblasted with depression"
Person2: "When I watched MHA, I wasn't expecting to get assblasted with a stupid ass fandom"

by Clable October 14, 2021

assblast

When drilling a girl in the ass and finally releasing, if you wait 5 minutes she will perform an ass blast covering any and all substances around with cum and shit.

I kicked that bitch in her stupid face because she assblasted me.

by Henry Wrinkler April 18, 2003

assblast

when a bird gets spooked and ejects its tail feathers

oh my god, that bird just had an ASSBLAST !

by Child_of_Thor May 13, 2020

assblasted

1.To get dominated, owned, or rocked by some unfortunate, overwhelming event, action, or person.

2. To dominate, own, or rock someone or something.

Synonymous with "you got served."

The quarterback got assblasted by the lineman's ferocious sack.

by IS SKYE January 5, 2005

assblaster

a diarreah expulsion of such great force that it literally blasts out the ass also known as a rectum ripper

last night I was drinking Teuqila and beer and this morning I had an assblaster

by scott davis August 10, 2004