assblast

1. When you have to take a shit really bad and it comes out as a runny burst.

2. Having sex with someone in the anus and having a lot of fun in the process.

1. That asshole Matt left an assblast all over my toilet!

2. We had a real assblast at the party last night. Matt's ass is going to be sore for a week!

by Frank Enbeens May 27, 2007

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A loud, odiferous, noxious, and entirely pleasing emission of gases and various chemicals and excreta from one's nether gate.

I gave a satisfying assblast in the crowded elevator and caused a panic between floors 11 and 14.

by Flesticle N. Bumptious January 13, 2008

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A 3rd-coast based project putting free bicycles back on the road with a rat-rod mentality and no thought given to comfort. Assblast was originally just the name of the initial bicycle (now named "ANAL FIESTA I"), and was given to the bicycle due to the fact that with no rear tire that shit really hurts one's ass who so choses to blast that bitch down the road.

Assblast projects include =

DUALLY SCOOTER (done but broken)
AF I (incomplete)
PROJECT SAILBOARD (on hold)
LITTLE RED CORVETTE (incomplete)
SCREAMIN SEMEN (waiting for a tire)
AF IV (super dangerous)

by ANALFIESTA June 18, 2014

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a term used when a sudden overload of information or emotion is brought upon you usually very unpleasant or unexpected.

Person1: "When I watched clannad, I wasn't expecting to get assblasted with depression"
Person2: "When I watched MHA, I wasn't expecting to get assblasted with a stupid ass fandom"

by Clable October 14, 2021

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When drilling a girl in the ass and finally releasing, if you wait 5 minutes she will perform an ass blast covering any and all substances around with cum and shit.

I kicked that bitch in her stupid face because she assblasted me.

by Henry Wrinkler April 18, 2003

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