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assblasted 

1.To get dominated, owned, or rocked by some unfortunate, overwhelming event, action, or person.

2. To dominate, own, or rock someone or something.

Synonymous with "you got served."
The quarterback got assblasted by the lineman's ferocious sack.
assblasted by IS SKYE January 5, 2005
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Assblasted 

"Ass blasted" or the phrase "blasted me in the ass" was popularized by the influential tv show 'Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia'. It is most often used in a semi-ironic way. It means to have been wronged, gotten, or mistreated by someone or something.
"Dude I totally just got blasted in the ass by my boss. He changed the deadline to this afternoon!"

"Bro, I just got assblasted by Tom. He's raising the rent by 30%."
Assblasted by zucc the ducc November 24, 2017

Assblasted 

To have been defeated so badly, you now feel that youve been penetrated anally.
"How did your last game of League of Legends go?"

" I don't want to talk about it... I got assblasted."
Assblasted by Kaedrean May 3, 2021

assblasted 

you've been assblasted
Did you hear about tht guy that got beat up, he got his shit assblasted.

assblaster 

a diarreah expulsion of such great force that it literally blasts out the ass also known as a rectum ripper
last night I was drinking Teuqila and beer and this morning I had an assblaster
assblaster by scott davis August 10, 2004

Assblaster 

An assblaster is someone who pumps his load in another persons anus.

Anal creampie anyone?
Man you wanna see that bitch after I was the assblaster last night, she be walkin like John Wayne!
Assblaster by Demoulous October 24, 2003

assblast 

1. When you have to take a shit really bad and it comes out as a runny burst.

2. Having sex with someone in the anus and having a lot of fun in the process.
1. That asshole Matt left an assblast all over my toilet!

2. We had a real assblast at the party last night. Matt's ass is going to be sore for a week!
assblast by Frank Enbeens May 27, 2007
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