asslashed

Asslashed is a unexpected nasal sensory attack and injury to one's neck movement in disgust to someone’s foul ass gas making them nauseated. Symptoms include verbal disgust, immediate evacuation of the vicinity of the person smelling such, feelings and/or actual vomiting, , noticeable change in one's candor and/or appearance from pleasant to disgusted.

The ass gas that came out of Richie's was so foul, gross, and repulsive, that I got asslashed.

by SWROBERTS August 12, 2018

assblasted

1.To get dominated, owned, or rocked by some unfortunate, overwhelming event, action, or person.

2. To dominate, own, or rock someone or something.

Synonymous with "you got served."

The quarterback got assblasted by the lineman's ferocious sack.

by IS SKYE January 5, 2005

Assblasted

"Ass blasted" or the phrase "blasted me in the ass" was popularized by the influential tv show 'Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia'. It is most often used in a semi-ironic way. It means to have been wronged, gotten, or mistreated by someone or something.

"Dude I totally just got blasted in the ass by my boss. He changed the deadline to this afternoon!"

"Bro, I just got assblasted by Tom. He's raising the rent by 30%."

by zucc the ducc November 24, 2017

Assblasted

To have been defeated so badly, you now feel that youve been penetrated anally.

"How did your last game of League of Legends go?"

" I don't want to talk about it... I got assblasted."

by Kaedrean May 3, 2021

assblasted

when shit goes wrong

you've been assblasted
Did you hear about tht guy that got beat up, he got his shit assblasted.

by yungNikkaTyronnBiggums February 2, 2019

Assfished

When you're on a dating app and match with a girl who you thought had some nice cake and then it turns out she's morbidly obese.

That Sarah chick assfished me and after the same thing happening a few times with other women. I realized I stumbled onto a phenomena.

by 🍑🥷 January 2, 2026