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assclap
When the home team scored the crowd was assclapping.
The girl working the pole really knows how to assclap.
The girl working the pole really knows how to assclap.
assclap by americanwerewolf September 3, 2009
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assclap
assclap by AnnoymousHacker666 September 5, 2018
ASSCLAMPING
ASSCLAMPING IS WHEN THE ASSHOLE CLAMPS UP TO STOP HAVING ANYTHNG OOOZ OUT THE TIMING IS BAD,AND ITS TIME TO TAKE A DUMP NO PLACE TO GO, EXCEPT FOR A GAS STAION, 10 MILES AWAY, SO THE PERSON GETS ASSCLAMPING
WTF, I WAS GOING TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE TO MEET A CHICK AND I STARTED GETTING ASSCLMAPING, WTF? I THOUGHT MY ASS WAS GOING TO IMPLODE WITH ALL THAT ASSCLAMPING HAPPENING TO HOLD BACK THE SHIT
ASSCLAMPING by ROACHES October 1, 2012
assclapper
Someone so stupid and fat that when they say something, the only sound is the echo of their ass cheeks resonating.
assclapper by BelleMere July 24, 2010
Ass clap
To destroy someone so completely in a pokemon battle that the only way to describe the destruction is to say they got ass clapped
Assclapistan
Assclapistan by Fuckpoodles May 22, 2019
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