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gps zombie

A person who relies on their GPS and turn-by-turn navigation to the extent that they are completely unaware of their surroundings and wouldn't even be able to find their way home without the voice of TomTom to guide them.
"Jim's a total GPS zombie. His phone died and he couldn't even find his way out of my neighborhood."
by akpul November 2, 2013
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tinder zombie

Noun: Someone (usually a guy) who contacts you again after ghosting you, in an attempt to feast on your flesh again
I can't believe that Tinder zombie texted me again on Halloween
by PaidtobeniceTomboyTV December 19, 2015
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Media-Zombie

A person who is influenced by the media's bias on any given topic. These people are very naïve and accept the information thrown at them without feeling the need to do their own fact-checking and research to formulate their own opinion. A non-freethinker.

These people are like Zombies in many ways. The first is as mentioned before - a non-freethinker. The second is that they go after others and spread the misinformation they received from the media in groups. They prey on others and spread this vile disease.
The media-zombies are out ransacking businesses due to the fear-mongering on CNN.
by Warden McGee December 24, 2015
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dirty zombie

When a guy busts a nut on his bitches face and it gets in her eyes, then she jumps up with with her eyes closed and her arms up moaning like a zombie looking for the bathroom
Mark:Look at Seven's bitch walking around like a dirty zombie.
Lisa: damn I wish I was her!!
by Elizammm January 20, 2020
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Internet Zombie

A person who is in need of sleep who is mindlessly surfing the Internet. Usually an insomniac who gave up tossing and turning in bed and who turned on the computer to have something to do.
I have got to see my doctor about stronger sleeping pills. I was up all night doing the Internet Zombie thing. Gosh, I think I bought four or five things last night but I won't even know what they are until they arrive in the mail.
by Joe Neubarth July 12, 2007
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Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot

A combo of the four greatest forces of the universe, it is only found in the Kingdom of Loathing (kol). It requires many pieces to even form the head, and is not only a loyal servant, but a symbol of status. As put in the games's description,
Hi-yaa, yarrr, braaaaains, bleep
Schizophrenic familiar
Four bastards in one
Is most commonly seen abbreviated, as NPZR.
Man, making a Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot is annoying as hell.
by Badgerman of DOOM September 6, 2007
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twitter zombie

Person of notoriety declared dead on Twitter who is, in actuallity, quite alive.
Bill Cosby is the OG of twitter zombies.
by IronyNOW August 3, 2010
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