Porbed

The intense feeling of euphoria, usually experienced after pulling an all-nighter, or caused by long durations of sleeplessness.

Straight up, I was so porbed the last two hours of my graveyard shift last night, everything seemed crazy to me.

by Jon Guam October 14, 2011

Porbean

Porbean is when you're beanless and poor.

"You heard from that dude? He looks sad."
"Yeah, I guess you could say he's porbean."

by dankeme March 21, 2017

porned out

When you have watched so much porn that it has become boring.

I'll check out the urban dictionary instead of porn sites tonight I'm porned out.

by benth February 19, 2010

porked

fucked, had sex with, etc.

I porked your mom, or have you ever porked before?

by Jason November 23, 2003

PornedOut

Pornedout is the act of watching too much porn and then becoming disinterested for several days until once again, the fever returns.

Lisa: Last night I went for a clip and realized I was pornedout. I'm just not feeling it. I will try again in a few days.

by Natasha Love September 12, 2013

Ported

When you light a cigarette with a another cigarette that happens to be a newport.

Rob: Yo, my cigs not lit. Can i light it with yours?

Caroline: Sure man.

Rob: Thanks

Caroline: Lol, you just got ported.

by Bobby Boosha December 31, 2010

porned

v. to shorten the lifespan of a computer significantly by viewing excessive amounts of pornography. Very similar to catching a STD but for your computer. Making it extremely complicated and frustrating to stream music, movies or any website.

enducing your computer into a pornographic "coma"

bro 1: "Dude did you jump on the computer and watch the new episode of Tim and Eric?"
bro 2: " I would thoroughly enjoy that but I've porned my computer to death

by frankyfarts May 20, 2010