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The porbeagle is a shark species belonging to the order of lamniformes and they are the only known shark to exhibit a playful dog-like behaviour.

They're just sharks who think that they are dolphins
The Beagle is a dog

While the porbeagle is a shark
The sea doggos 're the seals n' otters

While the sea dogs are the sharks
The pups can be both the sharks and the sea doggos
*I'm singing a song
Porbeagle by Eunoire September 8, 2019
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The porbeagle is a shark species belonging in the order lamniformes and are the only known sharks to exhibit a playful dog-like behaviour.

They're just sharks who think they are dolphins
The Beagle is a dog
While the Porbeagle is a shark
The sea doggos're the seals n' otters
While the sea dogs are the sharks
The dogs are canines
While the sharks are selachians
But don't be confused, Both's babies are called pups!!!
*this is a song
porbeagle by Eunoire September 8, 2019
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a viviparous mackerel shark (Lamna nasus) chiefly of the North Atlantic and southwestern Pacific oceans with a pointed snout and crescent-shaped tail
He was devorated by shark nominated porbeagle
porbeagle by elusive16 June 18, 2017

penbeagle 

comonly known as beagle
the 'dodgey' bit of st.ives
where the 'scabs' live.
it has a park and a few alleys and a shop.
if you live there you are known as a beagler
"got that green mate?"
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Dude 1 - Aww shiii dude you gonna hang out this weekend?
Dude 2 - Yeah porbabler. I might have to do some work though
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“Have you seen Matt? He’s totally Porbeastered!”
Porbeaster by Matty Cephus April 17, 2022
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