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The porbeagle is a shark species belonging to the order of lamniformes and they are the only known shark to exhibit a playful dog-like behaviour.

They're just sharks who think that they are dolphins
The Beagle is a dog

While the porbeagle is a shark
The sea doggos 're the seals n' otters

While the sea dogs are the sharks
The pups can be both the sharks and the sea doggos
*I'm singing a song
Porbeagle by Eunoire September 8, 2019
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The porbeagle is a shark species belonging in the order lamniformes and are the only known sharks to exhibit a playful dog-like behaviour.

They're just sharks who think they are dolphins
The Beagle is a dog
While the Porbeagle is a shark
The sea doggos're the seals n' otters
While the sea dogs are the sharks
The dogs are canines
While the sharks are selachians
But don't be confused, Both's babies are called pups!!!
*this is a song
porbeagle by Eunoire September 8, 2019
a viviparous mackerel shark (Lamna nasus) chiefly of the North Atlantic and southwestern Pacific oceans with a pointed snout and crescent-shaped tail
He was devorated by shark nominated porbeagle
porbeagle by elusive16 June 18, 2017

Porbeaster 

A drunken effort to say “Happy Easter” by text. Thereafter used as an expression of drunkenness.
Dude, I’m so fucking Porbeastered! No way I can make church today.”

“Have you seen Matt? He’s totally Porbeastered!”
Porbeaster by Matty Cephus April 17, 2022
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026