Porbean 

Porbean is when you're beanless and poor.

"You heard from that dude? He looks sad."
"Yeah, I guess you could say he's porbean."

Porbean by dankeme March 21, 2017

Porbeagle

The porbeagle is a shark species belonging to the order of lamniformes and they are the only known shark to exhibit a playful dog-like behaviour.

They're just sharks who think that they are dolphins

The Beagle is a dog

While the porbeagle is a shark
The sea doggos 're the seals n' otters

While the sea dogs are the sharks
The pups can be both the sharks and the sea doggos
*I'm singing a song

Porbeagle by Eunoire September 8, 2019

porbeagle

The porbeagle is a shark species belonging in the order lamniformes and are the only known sharks to exhibit a playful dog-like behaviour.

They're just sharks who think they are dolphins

The Beagle is a dog
While the Porbeagle is a shark
The sea doggos're the seals n' otters
While the sea dogs are the sharks
The dogs are canines
While the sharks are selachians
But don't be confused, Both's babies are called pups!!!
*this is a song

porbeagle by Eunoire September 8, 2019

porbeagle

a viviparous mackerel shark (Lamna nasus) chiefly of the North Atlantic and southwestern Pacific oceans with a pointed snout and crescent-shaped tail

He was devorated by shark nominated porbeagle

porbeagle by elusive16 June 18, 2017

Porbeaster 

A drunken effort to say “Happy Easter” by text. Thereafter used as an expression of drunkenness.

Dude, I’m so fucking Porbeastered! No way I can make church today.”

“Have you seen Matt? He’s totally Porbeastered!”

Porbeaster by Matty Cephus April 17, 2022