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The porbeagle is a shark species belonging in the order lamniformes and are the only known sharks to exhibit a playful dog-like behaviour.

They're just sharks who think they are dolphins
The Beagle is a dog
While the Porbeagle is a shark
The sea doggos're the seals n' otters
While the sea dogs are the sharks
The dogs are canines
While the sharks are selachians
But don't be confused, Both's babies are called pups!!!
*this is a song
porbeagle by Eunoire September 8, 2019
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The porbeagle is a shark species belonging to the order of lamniformes and they are the only known shark to exhibit a playful dog-like behaviour.

They're just sharks who think that they are dolphins
The Beagle is a dog

While the porbeagle is a shark
The sea doggos 're the seals n' otters

While the sea dogs are the sharks
The pups can be both the sharks and the sea doggos
*I'm singing a song
Porbeagle by Eunoire September 8, 2019
a viviparous mackerel shark (Lamna nasus) chiefly of the North Atlantic and southwestern Pacific oceans with a pointed snout and crescent-shaped tail
He was devorated by shark nominated porbeagle
porbeagle by elusive16 June 18, 2017

Porbeaster 

A drunken effort to say “Happy Easter” by text. Thereafter used as an expression of drunkenness.
Dude, I’m so fucking Porbeastered! No way I can make church today.”

“Have you seen Matt? He’s totally Porbeastered!”
Porbeaster by Matty Cephus April 17, 2022

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026