keates
Verb. The act of vomiting in a pub in front of everybody, especially when one of the onlookers is an attractive barmaid who then has to mop up after you.
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Keates Jib
When you put a wad of chewing tobacco in your mouth and turn out the lights. When your girl is going down on you, you pull the chew out of your mouth and put it between your middle and index finger in a hook shape and put the hook shaped fingers into her mouth, thereby having the chewing tobacco go in her mouth and you hooked her like a fishing jib. The chewing tobacco is essentially bait at this point.
“Man last night Darqueesha was giving me some but used teeth that bitch wanna use teeth I Keates Jibbed her now she’s my little toaster strudel.”
Keates Jib by Tommygungungunner September 12, 2019
Monty Keates
Monty Keates by loocy; September 8, 2020
louise keates
The sexual act of gangbanging a group of unwilling men, smearing them with vaginal cottage cheese discharge
louise keates by Bananarama man June 10, 2020
Keaten
keaten is a guy who is super nice and kind. he is sweet and laughs at your jokes. he usually is not emotional about a lot or likes to keep it hidden but once you become closer to him he opens up and you see a different side of him you'd never expect. you will never forget him, he's by your side. if you meet a keaten, don't let him go, because he is truly a good friend and stellar human.
Keaten by a friend 🌮 November 25, 2016
Ark John Keats Academy
The most strictest fakest roadman school ever. Teachers are bare giving checks (warnings) and catch ups (detentions) for no reason and they don't even tell you until they read out the list. Teachers don't do shit at that school and serve the most unseasoned food ever . Worse than white people food . And they also won't let you sit down at lunch until they say so and they won't let you run in the courtyard bc they say we have "no energy to burn down" the excuses. Also there are bare bullies/fake ppl roaming there and teachers dgaf. Worst school in Enfield Idek how Ofsted rated it outstanding. And they are always bragging that we are in the best school ever when ppl go there bc our parent's cant afford a private school . Teachers literally come into your class just to use their phones then leave like what was the fucking point but then we can't use our phones? Also the teacher stalk you all the way home man. Bare creeps. The school is a fucking hell hole . Also the school confiscates your phone for 2 weeks and excludes you for using it "inappropriately"🙄🔫💔✋🏽🗡🔵
A new person in AJK: First day at school!
AJK: Welcome to your first day at hell.
Ark John Keats Academy is a Hell school, safe yourselfs.
AJK: Welcome to your first day at hell.
Ark John Keats Academy is a Hell school, safe yourselfs.
Ark John Keats Academy by Your deceased nan xoxo November 21, 2020
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