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When your phone or tablet indicates that you are connected to a wireless network, however you are still unable to load webpages or use any internet services with your device
Person 1: Can you get any wi-fi here?

Person 2: No, it says I'm connected but it's really just lie-fi
Lie-Fi by NewspaperTragedy January 3, 2016
Word of the Day on May 20, 2016
When any Wi-Fi connection is so poor that its tantamount to having no Wi-Fi at all.
Man, I'm never travelling with Greyhound again! They had Lie-Fi in their buses and their stations.
Lie-Fi by Muhammad August 7, 2015

"They Had Us In The First Half, Not Going To Lie《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
"They Had Us In The First Half, Not Going To Lie《¤》: The First Juvenile Release....

lie there like a dead fish

When a person has sex with someone and they lie there and expect them to do everything to them and they do nothing in return. It usually means they are selfish and want nothing more than to get off. They are the kind of people that just want to use people for their own personal gain.
"Are you going to just lie there like a dead fish?"

"I have only thirty minutes, make it snappy!"

Fields Lie 

When someone makes up a huge lie that can't possibly be true, just to start a conversation or shock people, but you believe it simply because it is so outrageous.
Person A: The video for Two Months Off by Underworld was filmed in Delph woods
Person B: Shitballs! Really?
Person A: No
Person B: Fields lie :/
Fields Lie by bornslippy January 9, 2012
WiFi network that only seems to to be available, but won't connect, or connect and won't provide anything
the free WiFi that should have been on this hotel is just a LieFi
LieFi by Ofer_G March 29, 2010
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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