lie-fi 

A wifi network that has no functioning Internet connection.

My iPhone is connected to the BUBBLES network but it can't send this belated birthday email to my girlfriend. This connection must be lie-fi. Argh!

lie-fi by hellatainer December 20, 2008

Lie-Fi 

When your phone or tablet indicates that you are connected to a wireless network, however you are still unable to load webpages or use any internet services with your device

Person 1: Can you get any wi-fi here?

Person 2: No, it says I'm connected but it's really just lie-fi

Lie-Fi by NewspaperTragedy January 3, 2016

Lie-Fi 

When any Wi-Fi connection is so poor that its tantamount to having no Wi-Fi at all.

Man, I'm never travelling with Greyhound again! They had Lie-Fi in their buses and their stations.

Lie-Fi by Muhammad August 7, 2015

"They Had Us In The First Half, Not Going To Lie《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

"They Had Us In The First Half, Not Going To Lie《¤》: The First Juvenile Release....

"They Had Us In The First Half, Not Going To Lie《¤》: The First Juvenile Release.... by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

lie there like a dead fish

When a person has sex with someone and they lie there and expect them to do everything to them and they do nothing in return. It usually means they are selfish and want nothing more than to get off. They are the kind of people that just want to use people for their own personal gain.

"Are you going to just lie there like a dead fish?"

"I have only thirty minutes, make it snappy!"

lie there like a dead fish by dudelistico2012 August 19, 2011

Fields Lie 

When someone makes up a huge lie that can't possibly be true, just to start a conversation or shock people, but you believe it simply because it is so outrageous.

Person A: The video for Two Months Off by Underworld was filmed in Delph woods
Person B: Shitballs! Really?
Person A: No
Person B: Fields lie :/

Fields Lie by bornslippy January 9, 2012

LieFi 

WiFi network that only seems to to be available, but won't connect, or connect and won't provide anything

the free WiFi that should have been on this hotel is just a LieFi

LieFi by Ofer_G March 29, 2010