When your phone or tablet indicates that you are connected to a wireless network, however you are still unable to load webpages or use any internet services with your device
When a person has sex with someone and they lie there and expect them to do everything to them and they do nothing in return. It usually means they are selfish and want nothing more than to get off. They are the kind of people that just want to use people for their own personal gain.
When someone makes up a huge lie that can't possibly be true, just to start a conversation or shock people, but you believe it simply because it is so outrageous.
Person A: The video for Two Months Off by Underworld was filmed in Delph woods
Person B: Shitballs! Really?
Person A: No
Person B: Fields lie :/
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.