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firewatch ribbon 

Alternate slang term for National Defense Service Medal (see also gedunk ribbon)
Described by a drill instructor in the sixties: "The firewatch ribbon is red for the blood you never shed, blue for the water you never crossed, white for the eyes of the enemy you've never seen, and yellow for the reason why."

Cosmic Fireball 

A sex act that occurs during fellatio when you are about to cum and give her a facial while throwing a fireball at her face.
My girl came back from the beauty salon looking like Ronnie Garvin, so later that night I hit her with a cosmic fireball.

My boyfriend, an old school territory 'rasslin fan, hit me with the ol' cosmic fireball this afternoon - now my face smells like jizz and burn salve.

Credit goes to Booking the Territory.
Cosmic Fireball by The Ether Bunny September 23, 2018

Firebagged 

1. The position that is a result of a problem or bad situation that seems impossible to solve/get out of.
2. A word describing something in a state of disrepair or incomplete.
3. To be in serious trouble.
4. In western Canada: being forced or tricked into the position described above as a result of an economic downturn.
1. "We're totally Firebagged! Not even McGyver could get outta this one."
2. This truck is Firebagged! Is sounds like there's a miniature horse screaming under the hood!"
3. Leena "Can we bribe the guards to let us out of this Mexican Prison?"
Gordie "Not after what you did - we're Firebagged!"
4. "He said there were only a few things wrong with his car, so I agree to fix it for $75. Once I looked under the hood I realized he totally Firebagged me."
Firebagged by UrbanBabelFish May 17, 2010

fireballed up 

a way to excuse your drunken behavior. related to the consumption of fireball whiskey.
ex: sorry i fell into your grill and ruined the barbecue, i was fireballed up
fireballed up by claire.bear April 24, 2014

Fireball Jutsu 

When you're about to ejaculate, you pull out and hold a lighter up to your dick. When you finally nut, scream FIRE STYLE; FIREBALL JUTSU and when the cum comes out it will be lit ablaze as it leaves your now burning dick.
Dude, last night I was doing it with Rebecca and to finish it all off, I performed the Fireball Jutsu1
Fireball Jutsu by Dongus504 May 8, 2019
A girl or young lady who would absolutely destroy/tear a guy to shreds if she was able to get her hands on him in any way shape or form..
"Whoa...Laura is a real firecat"
Firecat by BC59 December 19, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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