A hybrid word conjoining the words amaze and disgust. Used to describe something that elicits both the feelings of amazement and disgust, simultaneously.
1.
"It is incredibly amusting to me when I catch my dog eating the cat shit out of the litter box."
2.
Man (in kitchen): "Honey, I need your help, hurry!!!"
Woman (upstairs): "Okay, I'm coming!!" She hurries down the stairs to aid her husband before an apparent disaster occurs.
The man quietly and calmly sits at the kitchen table.
Woman: "Well what the hell did you call me down here for?"
Man: "Can you grab me another brew, babe?"
Woman: "You amust me." She turns and silently walks up the stairs.
3.
"It never ceases to amust me how Taco Bell smells the same when it's coming out as it does when it's going in!"
"It is incredibly amusting to me when I catch my dog eating the cat shit out of the litter box."
2.
Man (in kitchen): "Honey, I need your help, hurry!!!"
Woman (upstairs): "Okay, I'm coming!!" She hurries down the stairs to aid her husband before an apparent disaster occurs.
The man quietly and calmly sits at the kitchen table.
Woman: "Well what the hell did you call me down here for?"
Man: "Can you grab me another brew, babe?"
Woman: "You amust me." She turns and silently walks up the stairs.
3.
"It never ceases to amust me how Taco Bell smells the same when it's coming out as it does when it's going in!"
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"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."
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Agust G is basically Suga written backwards and he added t for the meaning "town" and d for the meaning "Daegu" which was the city he was born and raised in.
Please don't keep on asking why there's STD in his song "Agust D"
Agust G is basically Suga written backwards and he added t for the meaning "town" and d for the meaning "Daegu" which was the city he was born and raised in.
Please don't keep on asking why there's STD in his song "Agust D"
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She's so perfect! Look at her! I bet she's an Agustina...
I met this lady, she's so interesting and sexy. How lucky am I to find an Agustina?!
I met this lady, she's so interesting and sexy. How lucky am I to find an Agustina?!
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The only reason we haven't already changed our genetic code to be stronger, eliminate nearsightedness or have bigger dicks is not that it can't be done, it is our current Amistics don't allow it.
Root comes from the word Amish. Why do the Amish choose to use roller skates but not cars even though the skates were invented after cars?
Root comes from the word Amish. Why do the Amish choose to use roller skates but not cars even though the skates were invented after cars?
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My friends and I visited Amsterdam last week and completed six rounds of the Amsterdam Traffic Light! I am now down 500 Euro!
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