1.
"It is incredibly amusting to me when I catch my
dog eating the
cat shit out of the litter box."
2.
Man (in kitchen): "Honey, I need your help, hurry!!!"
Woman (upstairs): "Okay, I'm coming!!" She hurries down the stairs to aid her husband before an apparent
disaster occurs.
The man quietly and calmly sits at the kitchen table.
Woman: "Well what the
hell did you call me down here for?"
Man: "Can you grab me another
brew, babe?"
Woman: "You amust me." She turns and silently walks up the stairs.
3.
"It never ceases to amust me how
Taco Bell smells the same when it's coming out as it does when it's going in!"
